There’s not much funnier than making self-important twonks say a load of stupid shit with clever editing (this is arguably the pinnacle), and Brighton cut-up geniuses Cassetteboy are better than most at it. Marvel as Suralan boasts about his £8 wealth and B in GCSE French, makes arrangements for the contestants to view his enormous package, laments some pretty alarming digestive problems and eventually says “You’re hired” on the basis of who is most willing to snog him.

There’s plenty more where this came from on their Youtube page. Guess who’s not going to get much done today?